TheWorldofFemHetalia

    Ivan slowly sunk behind his menu as the drunken gentleman and the American dragged forward.    "What are you two doing here?" Ivan mumbled half to himself.    "Getting drunk. Well, he is..." 'Alfie' trailed off.    "I'm not drunk, you bloody heifer!" the Brit yelled smacking the American on the back.    Alfie looked quite uncomfortable around both Ivan and Arthur. He seemed almost scared of Ivan and annoyed with Arthur for bringing him near him.    "Hello, beauuuttiiffulll!" Arthur half shouted in your ear. He was defiantly drunk. He stared at you with a strange, creepy smile on his face. His eyes were just as twisted and wild a